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Patron Jingles, Vol. 1

by Charlie McCarron

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1.
Jacob Haller 00:38
It's a Jacob Haller jingle Just a Jacob Haller jingle It's not a new hit single It's a Jacob Haller jingle And if you're feeling blue Jake's got a podcast for you To get you through the day If you like young adult fiction It's a Jacob Haller jingle Just a Jacob Haller jingle It's not a new hit single It's the Jacob Haller jingle! (loveyalikecrazy.com)
2.
Luke Thomas 00:52
When he was younger, Luke had a dream That he could write music, and live free Now he's an everyday composer And he'll write a song for you And if you're dreaming too To make your dream come true Just do what Luke Thomas would do Cause he's an everyday composer Everyday composer Everyday composer And he'll write a song for you
3.
Rob Waite 01:21
Rob Waite, computer engineer by...trade Plays a lot of video games Just to hear the soundtracks (Just to hear the soundtracks) Rob Waite, fooish is his soundcloud name Playing his electric bass Making his electric soundtracks (Making his electric soundtracks) One day, Rob will be the guy on stage Accepting his awards with grace For his video game soundtracks (For his video game soundtracks)
4.
Daniel Bailey is a lucky man With his three-year-old son Things can get out of hand But he's way too cute to reprimand
5.
Kaspar Torn 00:44
When Kaspar Torn was just a lad He told his dad he wanted a guitar So they took a couple strings And hooked them up to a wooden bar Now Kaspar Torn is on his way to become a stick guitar master And if he practiced every day, he might just get there faster
6.
Dan Wheeler 01:03
Dan Wheeler Is the man He's got funky jams waiting In his hands He'll take you on a trip to piano land Take a listen once and you'll be a fan Of Funky Dan (Funky Dan!) Dan Wheeler Is the guy He's got jazzy tunes playing in his mind He'll give you just the right beat to unwind Danonkeys.com is where you'll find Funky Dan (Funky Dan!)
7.
Michael J. Winstanley is the world's best pian-ey man When he taps those keys the girls all swoon to the top of the moon If his record's playin' there's a gal who's sayin' That she loved him before he hit the big time Micheal J. Winstanley is the world's best pian-ey man And all the gals...swoon to the moon
8.
He's a guy with a beard And he's fighting all the baddies Muscle-ing his way on through With his sidekick Sparquee He's living for the moment Working 'til his dreams come true! He's Flint Grindstone! (Flint Grindstone!) Flint Grindstone!
9.
Darius McBride Is quite the Romantic guy If we're talking Romantic with a capital "R" And one day he'll be a star He'll lead the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
10.
Elain Klopke 00:51
Elain lives in Green Bay, Wisconsin My neighbor in the land of cheese I could make a joke about Wisconsin But you know, it's 2015 And jokes about the state you live in are so, 2002 And Elain is a nice person who deserves a better tune So Elain Klopke I'm singing to you, I hope you have a good day Making music and sculpting away It's the Elain Klopke tune
11.
His name's Cort Stratton and he works at Naughty Dog Coding the Playstation, it's his dream job He saw the very first triangle rendered on the system It was red It was red! His name's Cort Stratton and his tongue's invincible He pops hot peppers up to 2 million Scovilles He also was attacked by a turkey as a child In New Zealand In New Zealand! His name's Cort Stratton and he's got a dog named Loki I bet if you asked nicely Cort would do the hokey-pokey He makes some sweet chiptuney music for NaSoAlMo at Postgoodism.com Postgoodism.com!
12.
Paul Sampson 00:47
My podiatrist says my feet are just fine So I'm discharged! Released! Free! But now I can't begin a sentence with the words, "my podiatrist"
13.
RJ Salvador 00:40
Let us all strum a chord on guitar for RJ Salvador And one day maybe RJ could repair your broken stringed instrument But you know what they say in the olden days, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it So let us all strum a chord on our broken guitars for RJ Salvador
14.
Oh he listens to podcasts while he's out at sea Cause he's working for America in the US Navy And he's writing his rock opera for you and me He's Damon Goodrich-Houska Welcome to the Goody House
15.
Joe's a pal from Boni 1 dorm Now he's a patron in Composer Quest form Joe's the guy who told me about binaural recording Cause he's a Radiohead fan, too He's Joe Degiovanni

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My generous $3/episode patrons have earned a custom jingle, written by me and premiered in a Composer Quest episode. Thanks to all of you!

If you'd like your own jingle, become a podcast patron at patreon.com/charlie

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released July 1, 2015

Music by Charlie McCarron

Composer Quest art by Matt Schubbe mattschubbe.com
Pixel microphone from captaintoog.deviantart.com/art/Pixel-Studio-Mic-378594332

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